Brofriend Lyrics

If I was your boyfriend
I'd better let you know
Got two crazy brothers who really love to sew
I can understand if you wanna take it slow
Needs some mittens on your hands in case it starts to snow
Stitch stitch stitch on you
Sewing by fire while we eatin' fondue
They can sew you up some bling
Like a wedding ring boo
So say hello to their neddles in
3…2… Shag!

I'd like to make
Anything you want
Wait girl they made this sock for you
If I was your boyfriend
I'd better let you know
My bros can take a needle with both of their eyes closed
They get so much adrenaline sewing zippers onto pants
I wanna be your boyfriend but they just wanna sew
They just wanna sew

I could ride a bike yeah or I could ride a goat
But I'd rather sit here and sew you up a coat
When you go to sleep yeah I can sew your eyes closed
I'm just not complete without my pins and needles
Sew Sew Mend Mend
You our brother's girlfriend
You wanna make it dolly that depends all my thimbles
Just shine like a jewel
And I get so crazy when I'm quiltin' with my crew yeah blankie

I'd like to make
Anything you want
Wait girl they made this sock for you
If I was your boyfriend
I'd better let you know
My bros can take a needle with both of their eyes closed
They get so much adrenaline sewing zippers onto pants
I wanna be your boyfriend but they just wanna sew
They just wanna sew
Sew it up (x3)
Yeah girl
Sew it up (x3)
Yeah
Sew it up (x3)
Yeah girl
If I was your boyfriend