Brain In His Pants Lyrics

He has a six inch brain and he keeps it in his pants He wears a size nine starp when he's waltzing at the dance The only thing that takes him from depression to delight Is something else to satiate his sexual appetite He's got his brain in his pants He's got a six inch brain and he keeps it in his pants If you're looking for affection then you do not stand a chance So cast away those old ideas of love & romance Your knight in shining armour's more concerned about his lance He can't stand to be on his own He has to find a place to bury his bone Got an overdose of testosterone This songs about a man with an enormous ego, complimented by an uncontrollable libido. So if he asks you for a coffee at the diner ... he really means can I please stick my brain