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The best songs on the radio
This is my only favorite station

And that was a new single, "GRIP" by Brevin Kim
I am Eric "The Jet" Moriarty, this is WWG908 FM
We're gonna take some callers and hear some opinions about this new single
See what everybody thinks about it, so let's see what the folks have to say
Alright, we're gonna take some callers here
First up, we got Scott Wayne in North [Adeborough ?]
Scott, you're up on WWG908 FM
Eric, thanks for having me
I-I, I gotta say, I've been a big fan of Brevin Kim for a long time
I just don't know what's up with this 2000s rap and fuckin' pop shit
I-I just, I wanted them to go back to their roots
It-it, just, it's crazy to me that thеy're still making this shit
Like it was good when thеy started and it's just crap now
Scott, honestly, I couldn't disagree with you more, and—
What do you mean? Like, like I haven't heard any good thing happen to them in fuckin' four years
It's like bullshit, like, I, you know? I need some, some new stuff, new content
Scott, honestly, you're talking out of your ass
You don't even seem like a real fan of these guys
They are genuine, they're pure, just please
You know, take a look at this shit they're fucking doing these days
You know and that's a load of crap, you know? That
The little fuck used to play guitar and we wanted it
And it's not as good as it used to be
So we just need some more purity, some more originality
Well, Scott, you're wrong, so uh
They used to have that little fuck playing guitar
And then they had Joe playing the guitar, I don't know what the fuck happened to them
Scott, we don't, uh, really agree with your opinion
But we're gonna go ahead and play a little bit more of Brevin Kim's new album, bitch