Bobby Made Me Eat A Frog Lyrics

Oh God
I've never had something so disgusting in my mouth before
Oh God, you know what my older brother Bobby made me do
He grabbed this disgusting green toad
He pried my mouth open
He shoved this disgusting green frog in my mouth
And he made me eat a live frog
I didn't want to eat the frog
He made me
I could feel it moving
I could feel it moving all the way down my throat
Oh God, I've thrown out so much and I still can't get that frog out
I can feel it hopping around in my stomach
They can't pump out a frog
I guess they'll have to cut my stomach open
Where's the knife?
I'm gonna cut my stomach open
Oh it hurts
(Retching)
I gotta stop throwing up blood

The knife's in my stomach
I'm reaching in
I got him
I got him
Oh my God I only got half of him
The other half is still wriggling away
Oh the half I got went to the bathroom on me

I think I found the other half
There it is
I got it out
I can't believe he made me eat it