Bizarro Me Lyrics

He doesn't look like me
He's what I'm supposed to be
He doesn't live like me
He's practical and not lazy

It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah

He lives in a 22-room mansion
With a garage and a 14 room extension
He throws parties for the pretty people
And he knows that he will never be alone

He doesn't look like me
He's what I'm supposed to be
He doesn't live like me
He's practical and not lazy

It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah

His wife is a sexy Playboy model
He keeps her corked up in a genie's bottle
They go out every Friday night
Together they're a lovely sight

He doesn't look like me
He's what I'm supposed to be
He doesn't live like me
He's practical and not lazy

It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah

It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah