Birthday Song Lyrics

Once upon a time you were a tiny little baby
Chillin' up inside your momma's really big tummy
Tired of floating around and being bored all of the time,
You slid down her cervix and popped out of her vagina

Hello it's your birthday
Wipe your face off
Have some fun
It's time to party hardy
This dance party's just begun

Growing up you learned a couple really sweet dance moves
Went out to the store and bought some super tight dance shoes
Practiced day and night until you'd literally fall down
Friends at school were jealous
They would miserably all frown

Guess what day it is
It's your birthday
Eat ice cream and cake
Haven't you heard the news?
Not hands, but rumps were made to shake
So get up on that dance floor
Show everybody what you've got
If you're feeling edgy streak all through the town but don't get caught
And if you want to do something extra special today
Bring me lots of cashews
I will eat them all away

Hey, hey it's your birthday
This day comes, but once a year
Think of something that you love
And loudly make it clear
Eat a cake and open presents
Exchange lots of hugs
Explore the world you live in,
But just stay away from thugs