Birthday Card Lyrics

I know you don't like to make a big deal
Out of your birthday, so I won't either.
Just wanted to let you know
That I was thinking of you.

Love, (x4) Your pet name

"My name is Joseph"
I scream at the mirror
The card which I just read
Was not for me

Why can't I go to work?
And why can't I sleep?
No human being
Should hide such deceit

Love, (x4)