Be a Jerk Lyrics

I want money like a rich man's wife
Fantasize about an easy life
Rollin' in the Benz
Everybody's friends
With me

I want money like the government
Entourage just like the President
Wad of Benjamins
Everybody wins
With me

But if I gotta be a jerk
Yeah, if I gotta be a jerk
If I gotta be a jerk
To the ones who really work
To get ahead
I will stay behind instead

Well, I want money like the MTA
Pair of Jimmy Choos for every day
Paris to Japan
Everyone's a fan
Of me

But if I gotta be a cunt
Yeah, if I gotta be a cunt
If I gotta be a cunt
To get everything I want
Then it's ok
I don't want it anyway

But if I gotta be a jerk
Yeah, if I gotta be a jerk
If I gotta be a jerk
To the ones who really work
To get ahead
I will stay behind instead