Baywatched Lyrics

there's nothing i can do
there's nothing i can say
you can't hear anything
you're at the beach all day
stop trying to be what they want you to
i wish that this wasn't true
you fake a drowning so you will be saved
by babes in red bathing suits
my friends have all joined baywatch
in their skimpy bathing suits
my friends have all joined baywatch
long blond hair and phony boobs
my friends have all joined baywatch
you don't believe me but it's true
my friends have all joined baywatch
and now all that's left is you
if i were david hasselhoff
nothing rhymes with hasselhoff (that pisses me off)
hangin out with pamela lee
now you're too good for me