Bass Machine Lyrics

Yeah, I think I'm gonna take the Subaru out today
Got about 18 woofers in it
(Wow)
Got like 16 subwoofers
(That's alotta woofers)
That's right.

I'm goin' downtown like a bass machine
Goin' to Chicago like a bass machine
Goin' to Chicago to party with Oprah
(Party with Oprah)

Drive to the club about 7 o'clock
A dude says "Hey" as I'm drivin' up
"Get outta here man, you're too cool for this club"
(You're just too cool)

So I go to IKEA 'bout 8 o'clock
I pull the whip up in the loading dock
They don't mind if I park here, these guys know me
(We'll take care of it for you)
Yeah we're cool like that, 'cause there's no IKEA in my city
(What?)
That's right.

Goin' downtown like a bass machine
Goin' to Chicago like a bass machine
I'm goin' to Chicago to party with Oprah
(Party with Oprah)

I'm like Oprah 'cause everybody gets a car
I'm like Oprah 'cause everybody gets a car

I'm like Oprah 'cause I got a bookclub
(I got a bookclub)

Everybody gets a car
Everybody gets a car
That's right
Everybody gets a car

Everybody gets a bookclub
(I got a bookclub. It's pretty cool. It's called The Bookclub. You wanna join?)

I'm goin' downtown like a bass machine
Goin' to Chicago like a bass machine
I'm goin' to Chicago to party with Oprah
(Party with Oprah)

I'm like Oprah 'cause everybody gets a car
I'm like Oprah 'cause everybody gets a car

I'm like Oprah 'cause I'll endorse your book
(You should read it)

Everybody gets their book endorsed
Everybody gets a car
Everybody gets their book endorsed by Oprah
(I'll endorse your book. It's a pretty good book.)