BARGOOMA! Lyrics

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
THIS SUNDAY ONLY
See Hugh publisky unleash his new miracle tonnage
BARGOOMA, BARGOOMA, BARGOOMA WILSON!
Takes His New Action Pumped Monster to the dirt in a showdown of power
Speed, SPEED POWER against three time pedal winner the Ned
He's got a grudge that won't budge until he sees the Ned ted
INCREDIBLE CRUNCH PILE OUT
And if you're think that's all, your wrong (really wrong) DEAD WRONG
Watch Hal Sputz drive his sizzling semi into a solid wall of putty
AWESOME SEMI POWER, SIZZLING SEMI, (SEMI-LEGAL)
Buzz Bo Phil Chrome Nightmare Takes On a 50 Foot Ring of Fire over a 90 Bus Gorge of Death
DON'T MISS IT, You've Gone Laser Blowout

At The Cow Palace
TV's celebrity Char-O will attend us SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
The Fabulous Pam Inflates until she dies
Actress pink Floyd Drives a Super torque injected tractor over under and through DANGER MOUNTAIN, 600 Feet of Solid living flaming INCREDIBLE!
IT'S THE END OF EVERYTHING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED!
DON'T BE A FAG, BE THERE, AT THE COW PALACE
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES, EARTH, THE MILKY WAY, THE UNIVERSE
At the Cow palace