Banjo Trio Lyrics

There ain't nothin' in the kitchen
But a one-legged chicken
And a hound dog, hound dog

Grandma's sicker
'Cause she's quicker on the liquor
Than a hound dog, hound dog

Ain't nothin' in the kitchen
One legged chicken
And Grandma's sicker
She's quicker on the liquor
And Pa's wearin' leather
'Cause the hookers like it better
Than eggnog, eggnog

Ma's gettin' frisky
Gettin' risky with the whisky
And a corndog, corndog

Pa's wearin' leather
'Cause the hookers like it better
Ma's gettin frisky
Risky with a whisky
Says she's movin' to the city limit
Gettin' kinda jiggy wid it
Hey yo, hey yo

Cleo is a Leo
And he's got a banjo trio
Called Clear Fog, Clear Fog

Cleo is a Leo
Got a banjo trio
Says he's movin' to the city limit
And gettin' jiggy wid it
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo yo!