Baby's Liquored Up Lyrics

Baby's liquored up and she's talkin' to my friends
About this, that and nothin' then she starts it all again
Head like a powder keg with hair that's on fire
She's lookin' for a sucker, Lord she found another buyer

Ape-breath, sudden death ~ sittin' on the bar
Grabbin' every butt she sees no matter who you are
yellin' at the cops - now she's goin' too far
She just blew her lunch in my new car!

She's allllllllllll liquored up
My baby's all liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Lord how'd she got so liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up


She smiles like a reptile and her lips are razor thin
Her legs are made of jello but her voice can rip your skin
To hide her potty mouth she hikes her skirt above her head
The whole Seventh Fleet is checkin' out her spread

Bottle cap, shot glass stuck to her snout
In everybodys business don't care what its about
Rum, gin, anything now its gettin' stout
The whole club's prayin' that she finally passes out


She's allllllllllll liquored up
My baby's all liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
She said she'd be the designated driver!
She's allllllllllll liquored up

Bottle cap, shot glass stuck to her snout
In everybodys business don't care what its about
Rum, gin, anything now its gettin' stout
The whole club's prayin' that she finally passes out

She's allllllllllll liquored up
My baby's all liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
and normally a very nice girl, but...
She's allllllllllll liquored up

I'm outta here!
She's allllllllllll liquored up