Artificial Sweeteners Lyrics

A very special episode
The kind you can watch with your folks
There's something sentimental
Anecdotal
I'm gonna go through the motions again

She really likes the song i wrote
That hi-hat on the quarter note
Self-referential, confessional
I'm gonna go through the motions again

Searching all over creation
Sweeten the deal
Saccharine and masturbation

A very special episode
A message that's shoved down your throat
Open wider, moral fiber
I'm gonna go through the motions again

She really likes the riffs i write
The hammer-ons, the bends and slides
Kick on the distortion pedal
Crank the levels
I'm gonna go through the motions again

Searching all over creation
Sweeten the deal
Saccharine and masturbation

Searching all over creation
Sweeten the deal
Saccharine and masturbation