Are You Drinking Tonight Lyrics

Are you drinking tonight Are you sober or tight Are you totally fissed as a part Does your memory lapse, do you stand then collapse Do you say things that aren't all that smart Does the beer in your stomach sit heavily there Do gaze down the loo bowl and see vomit there Is your head spinning round, holding tight to the ground Tell me, mate, are you ratarsed tonight SPOKEN: I wonder if you're pished as me tonight You know someone said you're not drunk If you can lie on the floor without holding on Fate had me drinking too much too much too mush hic! Round one was Vodka Red Bulls To keep ush going till midnight You drank your beer so speedily and never missed the loo Then came round two You seemed to whine, said it was mine And I got them in before But I'd rather buy another round Than not drink any more Now the bar'sh nearly closed, and I'm ill-disposed With emptiesh all aroun' And even if you wan' to dring no more IT'S STILL YOUR F*****G ROUND Is your head spinning round, holding tight to the ground Tell me, mate, are you ratarsed tonight?