Anthem Of The Handsome Ransom Lyrics

this is the anthem of the handsome ransomwe didn´t want to cause any troublewe just wanted them to listen to the band,so we gave´em a fax that said:we have hidden a bomb in your women´s toiletif you wanna prevent the disastercome to the clubon the 25th to see us. but they came notwe paid 500 marks for thatsome people never heard anything ´bout jokesTHIS IS THE ANTHEM?hello Hartwig !we´ve got tapes of your new, fantastic bandso if you want them backyou gotta place 50.000 buck inthe women´s toilet of the Teldecyou know,otherwiseyou won´t hear your band againcause we will erase everythingcome on HartwigCOME ONTHIS IS THE?we thought music´s gotsomething to do with instruments and feelingsthis is not the truth !lawyers and money that is what countswe sat in a boat with sharks all around uswe´ve tried to get rid off´embut when they smell moneyyou can´t hold´em backso we´ve invented our own kind of kidnappingwe´re kidnapping ourselvesand you pay the ransomthat sounds good, haTHIS SI?