An Average American Superhero Lyrics

Guys like us, we had it bad.

An average American superhero,
Rolled out of bed.
Read the sports page,
Lost his bet.

Pulls up his jeans and his worker boots,
A bottle of beer and his penthouse looks.
Spins across town, hand in his crotch,
Hard worked hands, dreams are blocked. Hell.

An average American superhero,
Jumped in his Ford.
Turns on the stereo,
Praise the lord. (La la la la la la laa).

Went to Mexico and he bought a sombrero,
Always talks about those Mexicans.
Hates them all, hates them all,
Hates them all and he wants them...

Blue collar, superhero!
Middle class, superhero!
Archie bunker, superhero!
Bad ass, so super!

Pulls up his jeans and his worker boots,
A bottle of beer and his penthouse looks.
Spins across town, hand in his crotch,
Hard worked hands, dreams are blocked. Hell.

Blue collar, superhero!
Middle class, superhero!
Archie bunker, superhero!
Bad ass, so super!

It's a bird, it's a plane,
It's a bird, it's a plane,
It's a bird, it's a plane,
It's a bird, it's a frog, frog, frog, frog,
Frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog.

It's an average American superhero.
Cough, yak, cough, cough, sniff.