Always Lyrics

I haven't been laid since nine months ago,
A pathetic life; it's sad but true.
I can't even muster up the cash
For a cheap transvestitute.
There's got to be an easier way for a guy like me to score.
Masturbation is really fun but I can't help but want more.
But then I start to think, what's the one thing all girls need?
Something to protect their crotch when they bleed.
So I know this might sound weird, but there's no other way.
Stick me between your legs for the next five cranky days.
Well this is great, cause I'm finally able to score.
Once a month isn't much, but it's much more than before.
Baby please can't you see; the only place I want to be
Is in between your knees- to stop the bleeding.
Once a month is better than never
Once a month is better than never
I don't think that I've ever
Wanted anything as much as I want to be your tampon