All My Favorite Songs Are I'm So Sad Lyrics

All my favorite songs are slow and sad
All my favorite people make me mad
Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad
All my favorite songs are slow and sad
I don't know what's wrong with me

I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad

I wanna be rich, but I feel guilty
I fall in love with everyone who hates me
All my favorite songs are slow and sad
All my favorite people make me mad, so mad
Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad
All my favorite songs are slow and sad
I don't know what's wrong with me
I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out (I don't know what's wrong with me)
I'm so sad (I don't know what's wrong with me)
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad
I don't know what's wrong with me
I don't know what's wrong with me
I don't know what's wrong with me

Remember that song by Ice Cube
"Today was a good day?"
Well, that wasn't today
No, that wasn't today
Saw a picture of my ex with a new dude
Lyin' on a beach in Cancun
Got me thinkin' this way
A rainbow of gray

Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad
All my favorite songs are slow and sad
I don't know what's wrong with me
I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad

Wrapped up in these feelings like a goalie glove
Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché
Waiting for a dating show to call me up with no luck
I'm a budget Nick Lachey