Alcoholic Lyrics

If you were a Cherokee, I might have reservations

I'm in love with the paleness of your skin

If you were a spaceman, I'd be jealous of your spaceship

It would be so intimidating



If you were the Queen of Rome, I'd want to move to Rome and,

Wouldn't that be ro-man-tic?

If you were the principal, then I would stab the teacher

I want to be in your detention



Sober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!

Alcoholic (x3)



If you were a loan-shark, I would never re-pay you

I would want you to break my legs

If you were the bartender, I'd catch on pretty quickly

You were putting something in my gin



Sober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!

Alcoholic (x3)



You want a piece of me, I want a piece of you

I got the peace of mind to see what you can do

Act right now, supplies are running, last call is coming fast



If you were a fireman, I'd pull every fire-alarm

Just to watch you drive up the drive-way

If you were the worst rockstar to ever grace the planet,

I'd travel all over just to watch you play



Sober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!

Alcoholic (x3)



I'd be an alcoholic...(x4)