Aint It Such A Bitch Lyrics

Gaps in my teeth and my box-dyed hair
With my sister's ID and a doe eyed stare, uh, uh
Knocked me off of my heels, honey, fill force
You wore a real big wig and you pulled up a chair
I must’ve looked so small to you way up there, uh, uh
From the dizzying highs of your high horse
And now I'm on top so I guess I'mma switch
Like a dominatrix I said, “Boy, sit down”
No, I don’t fuckin' need ya
Tell me, how does it feel? Yeah
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?

Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
It's sad, B
You're calling me late
I guess what’s her face ain’t it
Ain't it such a bitch that I’m happy?
Ain't it such a bitch ‘cause you had me?
It's sad, B
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don’t hit
Ain't it such a bitch?

Oh, you thought you found better?
Well, you should've thought twice
Missin' all my special, you were busy bein' right
Uh, uh, the most epic L of all time
And now I'm on top, so I guess you'll switch
Put me down like a dog, now you're up on my dick
No, I don't fuckin' need ya
Tell me, how does it feel? Yeah
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?

Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
It's sad, B
You're calling me late
I guess what's her face ain't it
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch ‘cause you had me?
It's sad, B
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don't hit

A-la-la-la, la
A-la-la-la, la

Ain't it such a bitch to be happy?
Ain't it such a bitch to be happy?
Sadly, you're calling me late
I guess what's her face ain't it
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch ‘cause you had me?
It's sad, B
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don't hit

All that green-green grass you've been smokin' just don't hit
Ain't it such a bitch, love?
Ain't it such a bitch? Yeah