Address: Mailbox Hate Lyrics

I hate my Mailbox.
People always throw their eggs.
Run over by drunks.
Baseball bats swung high.
Cherry bombs! Firecrackers! M-80s!
Four mailboxes this week!
I hate my mailbox!
Shaving cream! KY Jelly! Spaghetti!
My torment never ends!
I hate my mailbox!
...I should have gotten a P.O. box.