ABCs Lyrics

A is for Amy who kept me after class
B is for Betty who liked the way I laughed
C is for Carol who moved away so fast
And D is for David
Shit, we won't get into that

E is for Emma who ran away with her Francis [?]
G is for Georgia who tasted sweeter than peaches
H is for Holly who was my date to the dances
And I was for Inga who showed a man what romance is

'Cause I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs
I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs

J is for Jackie who fell out with Kelly over a Lucy all on a Tuesday
Molly and Nancy would meet in the stall to talk about Owen, and Peter, and Paul
Ryan was stayin [?] for Tiffany's band
Uma was violent [?] for Whitney and Xan
Yvonne took advantage of all that she had
And I ended up with a girl named Zoey

'Cause I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs
I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs