A Bit Like You Lyrics

I like the girl who talks with her mouth full

Who's clever and nubile and won't cane me mobile

I like the girl who all me mates scoffed at

A girl from Glamorgan who tinkles me organ



I like the girl who goes out with her own crew

Cos chocolates I bought her don't taste like they oughta

Who won't take excuses for love bites and bruises

but buy me jerk chicken from fish kebab indian



I like the girl who ain't no vibe vacuum

Who's got an opinion and swears for Great Britain

A girl worth romancing who's crap at breakdancing

Who's built like a dust truck and don't give a monkeys



I like the girl who talks with a mouth like a drain

I like the girl who's naughty and saucy and game

I like the girl who reads her book in the loo

I like the girl who looks a bit like you



I like the girl who drinks more than I do

With Stoly and beer cans who shouts at away fans

She'll like a good medley, have tickets for wembley

Like quality bedding and a nosh at the wedding



I like the girl who don't care who she talks to

A dictionary thwarter, a Lucretia Borgia

I like the girl who's sniffing the Uhu

So give me that voodoo, that voodoo that you do



I like the girl who talks with a mouth like a drain

I like the girl who's naughty and saucy and game

I like the girl who reads her book in the loo

I like the girl who looks a bit like you



I like the girl with caviar, champagne and chips

I like the girl with Carol Vorderman lips

I like the girl who's blind as Mr Magoo

I like the girl who looks a bit like you



'nuff said.