5 Million Ways To Kill A CEO Lyrics

You've got five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco

Five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco



hoe you justified that it was worth your waitin'

On the turf debatin' how to get it perculatin'

He workin' you while we happy just to work a day

But I'm gonna slap 'em 'til my blood starts circulatin'



Do yo' checks have elasticity

Did they cut off yo' 'lectricity

Did you scream and yell explicitly

Force the boss into complicity



I'm a white chalk stencil but I push a pencil

Rollin' dope fiend rentals through your residential

Broke as fuck, eatin' lentils with no utensils

Fin to teach pimp class with a ho credential



They own sweatshops pet cops and fields of cola

Murder babies with they molars on the areola

Control the pope, Dahli Lama, holly rollers, and the Ayatollah.

Bump this rollin in your bucket of your new Corolla



You might catch me on the scenic route

with my penis out

Yellin' "Twamps for the executive with the meanest mouth!"

Wanna know what this demeanor's 'bout

City try to clean us out

Green is clout, shut 'em down

They ain't never seen a drought



You interviewed but they ain't callin' ya back

And for the record I ain't called it a gat

But tuck this in the small of your back

Wait in the bathroom stall 'til attack



You've got five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco

Five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco



'Cept this game ain't slow it's the creeper

If you a janitor get a street sweeper

Ugly is even skin deeper

If you can't get the prez get the veeper



They made the murder scene before there was a coroner

I mighta been born here, but I'm a foreigner

Spillin' swigs for victims of pigs

and Afeni's kid

flip off the lid

who ya pourin' for

You too could be corporate dream killer

Bean spiller

Gansta of love just like Steve Miller

They wear skivvies that's made of chinchilla

Factory in Mexico, bought a spring villa

I'm from the land where the Panthers grew

You know the city and the avenue

If you the boss we be smabbin through

And we'll be grabbin' you

To say "What's up with the revenue?"

And if you feel it we can even

try to seal it with a ...



Five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco

Five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco



Tell him there's a boom in child prostitution

When he show up at the stroll give him lead restitution

You could throw a twenty in a vat of hot oil

When he jump in after it watch him boil

Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in

If you find he can swim put lead boot on him and do it again

You and a friend

Videotape and the party don't end



Tell him that buggas be sellin' like crack

He gonna put the little baggies in his nose and suffocate like that

Put a fifty in the barrel of a gun

When he try to suck it out, well you know this one

Make sure you ain't got no prior

Don't tell 'em that we conspired

We could let him try to change a flat tire

Or we could all at once retire



These are just a few of the

Five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco

Five million ways to kill a CEO

Slap 'em up and shake 'em up and then you know

Let 'em off the flow then bait 'em with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco

yeah disco



Bay area, get ready to brawl

Bay area are you ready to brawl

LA, get ready to brawl

LA are you ready to brawl

Chitown, get ready to brawl

Chitown are you ready to brawl

Detroit, get ready to brawl

Detroit are you ready to brawl

Atlanta, get ready to brawl

Atlanta are you ready to brawl

Houston, get ready to brawl

Houston are you ready to brawl

New York, get ready to brawl

New York are you ready to brawl

London, get ready to brawl

London are you ready to brawl

Capetown, get ready to brawl

Capetown are you ready to brawl

Tokyo, get ready to brawl

Tokyo are you ready to brawl



Coup, Boots Riley, Pam the Funkstress

It's really goin' down