Terry Boot And Anthony Goldstein Are The Gayest Kids At Hogwarts Lyrics

Terry and Anthony
Always together, always snogging
You might talk about Draco and Harry
But Terry and Anthony are practically married

Anthony Goldstein and Terry Boot
Their pda makes me want to shoot
Them with a Crucio or two
There's a limit to how much kissing they can do

There's nothing wrong with their lifestyle choice
The only objection I feel I must voice
Is that lately the Ravenclaw common room
Feels like the site of their gay honeymoon

Terry and Anthony
Always together, always snogging
Nothing you say about their kissing will thwart
'Cause they're the gayest kids at Hogwarts

You don't hear much about them
In books JK wrote
'Cause they're always in the bathrooms
With tongues down each other's throats

You might talk about Seamus and Dean
Sirius and Remus
Justin and Ernie
You might talk about Draco and Harry
But Terry and Anthony are practically married