Say It Nicely (Or Don't Say It At All) (a.k.a. Ziploc Baggy) Lyrics

I turn a corner and hear a "pop"
The sound I hear is my wheel falling off
My friend decides to cheer me up
She takes me out to Starbucks

We go inside for some coffee
A drunk man outside starts to taunt me
"Get a haircut, you're stuck in the 80's!"
That's what he said to me in front of the lady

(chorus)
Here it is a Ziploc Baggy
It's for your words, don't throw them at me
And when you're done seal it tightly
Or the next time say it nicely
Or don't say it at all

(Their thoughts)
You need to get some meat on your bones
So eat some steak and ice cream cones
(My thoughts)
It's not the outside, but the inside that matters
And my apologies for not being fatter

(chorus 2x)