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We apologize for any inconvenience
But it appears a small mistake has flown our coop
If you were one of several hundred folks
Who bought our book entitled
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Please be so kind to make the following correction
Please be advised of one minute anomaly
Change the line from "State Your Zip Code"
On Page 8 to "Pull Your Rip Cord"
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