You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt! Lyrics

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt
You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt

Now maybe it's like needles or possibly like bark
Does it need to be mowed like the lawn at the park?

Well, maybe it's too soft or possibly too coarse
You stuck your hands down his pants, you thought he was a horse!

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt
You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt

Don't be fooled
Don't be misled
This man just might
Have a brain inside his head

Maybe it's light blonde but probably it's black
It stretches from his belt and covers up his back!

I saw he had it braided, it made his pants real snug
It covered up his butt cheeks just like a rug!

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt
You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt

Don't be fooled
Always be fair
This man just might
Know that E=mc2

Maybe it's like a forest, all covered up with trees
Maybe when he farts his butt hair blows in the breeze.

Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary
Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingleberries!
(AAAAAAAAIEEEE!!!!)

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt
You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt

Don't be fooled
And change the station
This man just might know that
{-b \pm \sqrt {b^2-4ac}}{2a} is the quadratic equation...

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt
You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt