Why Cant I Get Any Action? Lyrics

All my friends tell me that we are all cool guys
But then tell me why my sex life's cold as ice?
All friends who are girls tell me I am funny and nice
But then tell me why I can't get one fucking slice?


Why can't I get action?

All my friends who are girls tell me I am funny and nice
But then tell me why I can't get one fucking slice?
What pisses me off the most are all those trendy jerks
Who even though they're posers, get all those fucking perks