Who Stole The Cookies Lyrics

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
who dey stole the cookie from the cookie jar
who me?
yea you
couldn't be
then who who who
who dey stole cookie from the cookie jar

yo I steal a cookie
call me a crook
take another lookie
the cookie aint took
chocolate chip oatmeal raisin
apocalypse trip, to steal is amazing
now I'm facing up to 18 in prison
because 37 cookies are missing
FBI on my case, think I'm dissing
but I'm not tripping, I'm just dipping
In a glass of milk and then I'm sipping
the rest that isn't soaked up by the chip
its trip that they think I would steal it
so I appeal it, I aint no drug dealer
cookie stealer, deal sealer, Mr. wheeler
pedophile, 8 mile, white boy decoy
I just say oi, like a chink employed
at house of Kobe, Danny can blow me
how do you allow catfish meow
ying chang chung chow
I be like wow, this chink brings down
the house right now like yao
it could be shrimp it could be cow
it could be pig it could be chow
no matter what it is, its catfish meow
I made vow to never allow
myself to steal a cookie now or ever
all I got to say is man whatever

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
who dey stole the cookie from the cookie jar
who me?
yea you
couldn't be
then who who who
who dey stole cookie from the cookie jar

thou shall not steal a cookie from the jar
and if you do then you a retard
thou shall always have someone to guard
the cookies, even if they are charred
cause you'd rather have a cookie that's burned
instead of one that's stolen and not returned
however, if thy cookies are Fannie May
then it is ok to steal them away
but if thy cookies are all homemade
then thou shall protect them, with a grenade
so if anybody tries to invade and take away
the cookies that your grandma made
then they have betrayed, hit em upside the face
with a mace, if they continue, then start a crusade
until they are afraid to take the cookies away
then it's ok to trade your chocolate chip
for a gingerbread or maybe just the tip of the head
cause with a chocolate chip, its hard to get
a gingerbread, by trading it
cause gingerbread is rare so it wouldn't be fare
but if the cookie is in the shape of a bear
you a millionaire
sell it on ebay cause everybody wants to pay
a trillion dollars just to say
they have a cookie like a care bear HEY!

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
who dey stole the cookie from the cookie jar
who me?
yea you
couldn't be
then who who who
who dey stole cookie from the cookie jar