When They Really Get To Know You They Will Run Lyrics

What makes you think that it won't grow back in a day or two?
Husbands in winter, they know the truth, but what can they do?
I don't like girls the way they are
So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars
Then we can pretend it's natural!

Put on whatever makes you attractive,
If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
Your friends like a certain you
That's who you've gotta be!

Junior high legs
Blond hair gone brown from removing it
Waxing since thirteen
Wisdom from a beauty queen
Her tiara digging deep in her head.

Put on whatever makes you attractive,
If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
Your friends like a certain you
That's who you've gotta be!
Yeah, that's who you've gotta be!

I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy,
Or at least I'd like to be.
Winter legs give me heart attacks,
So take it off with lasers so it never comes back
Then we can pretend it's natural!