Whatever You Like (T.I. parody) Lyrics

(Yeah)
Blender in the oven (oven), Toaster in the fridge (fridge),
Ghandi in the trunk, it's just the way we live,
And you can do whatever you like, (You like)
And you can do whatever you like (You like, yeah)

Dude, why you running?
Do my breath smell like funions?
Shamazing, I thought you had no money,
Make it past the flowers (flowers),
Make a river showers (showers),
I dunno why hobos always shop at Eddie Bauer (Bauer),
Ain't never ever got it goin', yo sweat and (and),
As long as you've got urinals with plants in the toilet,
You gotta do, wash the car with salt and pepper on top of it,
You ain't got oh have no sleeves and leave unless you want some,
Our dog can have some cologne ('logne),
Even Axe a bar, just spray some o' that on (on),
I know you ain't never had a master like that (that),
Make you lunch prepared all fancy like that, (that?)
Yeah, I want my latte (latte), need my latte (latte),
I don't got coffee, I'm gonna make some, buddy (yeah),
You eat it, I repeat it, You eat it, I greet it,
So them other peoples' I'm a Fonzie...EYY!