Wendy's Audition For Fingerbang Lyrics

Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like
Shih tzus make good house pets.
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have cos they like to beat their
Meeting in the office
Or meeting in the hall
The boss, he wants to see you
So you can suck his
Balzac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's cos she's a
Contaminated water
Can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying
Cos it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying fuck!