Wedding Song Lyrics

i don't want to rent a suit for your wedding i'll never get a size to fit i won't have an usher show me my seat i'm not with the groom and I'm not with the bride so it doesn't matter which side i sit i hope your marriage is long but your wedding is short the ceremony is over rated i want no part in your family photograph standing in a row with people i don't know 'cause we happen to be related today we are all together the aisle is our only divide but in eight or nine years when it comes to court you will see who's on whose side well, the best man's speech and the telegram readings were all so well meaning but everyone here will turn on each other when the lawyers are paid and writs are made and you start divorce proceedings but I'm brother to the groom and a fiend of the bride so I'm not taking sides.