Ups Girl Lyrics

Why is it so hard to find
The kind of girl that's in my mind
One who doesn't need much time
To let me do her from behind

I've looked in every high school
In all Florida State
I've looked in every punk show
But she simply wasn't there

But if I find this special girl
I'll treat her like a fucking pearl
Cuz I don't ever wanna lose
My UPS girl

Why can't my girl be
A UPS girl
I wish my girl would be
A UPS girl

A UPS girl.......
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