Uncle Bob Lyrics

uncle bob, you're a drunk and a slob
daddy brought home a real winner
yeah
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uncle bob you're a (???)
he was (???)

the strength of his body was kind of a shock
the first time he put (???) in a headlock
(???)
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uncle bob, you're a drunk an' fuckin' slob
uncle bob, you're a drunk and a slob

(much devolved riffing)