Tuck Tape Lyrics

They always want me to explain
How'd you tuck, girl?
Drag queens do it [?]
We're all tuckers!

Gender's a mystery
My dick is history!

With tuck tape!
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
Tuck tape!

It takes a master to create a
True beef curtains
Triple A tuck tape never fails
That's for certain

These bulgy messes
Succeed in dresses!

With tuck tape!
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
Duct tape!
Oooh no!

G-G-G-GENDER
She sure tried it!
That bubble gum
You can't deny it
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME
TUCK TAPE! (Oooh)

Tuck tape!
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
Tuck tape!

D-D-D-DANGER
Watch behind you
Your tuck is loose and
We can see your balls now, Mary
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME

Tuck tape!
Oooh
Can S-V-U report [?]
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Your VPL can go to hell with
Tuck tape!
Oooh

Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals!
Okay I think I've got it!
Pull this stunt on your boy front
And Donald Trump will grab your-
Courtney!
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
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Tuck tape