This Album's Smoshtastic (intro) Lyrics

[Anthony:] All right, Ian, you ready to do this?
[Ian:] Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi!
[A:] Dude, shut up!
[I:] Sorry.
[A:] All right, then. Kick that nasty beat!
[I:] Actually, can you kick it? I just don't feel like beat kicking today.
[A:] Fine.
[Anthony beatboxing in the background]
[I:] What up party people? Get ready for a treat.
[A:] This album's Smoshtastic and it's really neat.
[I:] So sit back and relax.
[A:] As we get to the task
[I:] Of blowin' out your mind.
[A:] And movin' that ass!
[I:] This is crazy.
[A:] This is funny.
[I:] And we're takin' all your money.
[A:] We'll be singin' stupid songs until your eggs get runny.
[I:] We got songs about robots and songs about dicks.
[A:] Songs about Santa rockin' licorice whips.
[I:] We got metal from my mom and parents suckin'.
[A:] Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chuckin'.
[I:] And just when you think we ain't got nothin' left.
[A:] Then we switch it up and hit you with
[Both:] Cliche dubstep!
[Starts beatboxing dubstep]
[I:] Ugh. That sucked, dude.
[A:] Whatever, man. Dubstep's freakin' hard!
[I:] Worst intro ever.