There Ain't No Sanity Clause Lyrics

Rabies got the scabies now he's down on all fours

Hasn't helped his drumming, changing hands for paws

Afraid he's quarantined, means no more foreign tours

Ah ha, there ain't no sanity clause



Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause



Vanian had a visit from a guy named Drac

Says he's from the blood bank wants his ten pints back

Singer's rather sickly, when it rains it pours

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause



Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause



Did you expect that I would believe

The tale you told last Christmas Eve

About the man

That man is fat and round

Delivers gifts without a sound



Here comes uncle Nick

Let's give him some stick

Here comes uncle Nick

Let's give him some stick



Captain's out of order 'cause he thinks he's Jaws

Biting lady punters on the Norfolk Broads

Paul plays the bass he's just debased that's all

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause



There ain't no sanity clause