Theme To "you Only Move Twice" Lyrics

Sung Shirley Bassey-style to a tune resembling "Goldfinger"



Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!

Beware of Scorpio!

His twisted obsessions are his plot to rule the world

And his employees' health!

He'll welcome you into his lair

Like the nobleman welcomes his guest

With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

But beware of his generous pensions

Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!

And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!

He loves German beer!