The Roommate Song Lyrics

I have a roommate
and he isn't very nice to me.
I have a roommate
and he isn't very nice to me.

So I jizz on your bed when you go to class
and when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my ass.

I have a roommate
and he likes to turn on the light
when I'm sleeping in my bed
so late at night.
And every time, I wake with a heart attack,
but as you're watching TV, I'm thinking how to get you back.

So I jizz on your bed when you go to class
and when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my ass.

I have a roommate
and we don't see eye to eye,
but I'm sure that he's a really nice guy.
Just sometimes he gets under my skin,
but when I get so mad, all I can do is grin
and I know it's a sin,

but I jizz on your bed when you go to class
and when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my ass

(Thanks to Sean Fournier for these lyrics)