The Lowest Highest Point (Improv) Lyrics

The Lowest Highest Point (Improv) lyrics

Moxy Fruvous

Lyrics to The Lowest Highest Point (Improv)
[Spoken]
- Which state has the lowest highest point?
(crowd guessing)
- Florida? I guessed Florida or Louisiana. I was wrong. Jian got it on his 2nd guess.
(crowd guessing)
No, not- New York?! It's got fuckin mountains!
- The lowest highest point!
- Lowest highest point!
- 2 words that shouldn't go together, lowest and highest.
(crowd guessing)
- Virginia's got mountains too, like are you not thinking? THE LOWEST HIGHEST POINT!

[music begins]

The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
Lowest highest point.

Is it in the praries, rolling hills?
Or is it out on the left coast?
Maybe it's something down south where they got lots of marshes.
Maybe it's the fuckin District of Columbia, all that hot air's gotta sink that city,
Maybe it's somewhere up north.

The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!

Lay back!
Kissinger.
Gin and juice!

Do we have a guess from the audience?
An educated guess.
Not a fuckin state with mountains.
Think about this one, chevoleks.

(crowd guessing)

What?

(crowd guessing)

I haven't heard it.
It's not Arizona. Arizona has mountains.

Not Arizona, not New York, not Missouri or Indiana.
Not Illinois not Idaho not Montana.

It's not even Maine they got Mt. Washington!
Fuckin Mt. Washington!
Mt. Washington, up in Maine, it's got a bit of elevation!

It's not fuckin New Hampshire, they've got skiing.
This has gotta be a state without fucking skiing.

The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!

Keep trying!

It's not Alabama.
It's not Iowa.

OW!

Did somebody get it? I think somebody got it!
Come up on stage.
Somebody got it.
Come up on stage.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Come up on stage.
C'mon c'mon c'mon 'cmon.
Come up on stage!

He's got
(The lowest highest point!)
The Woody Gutherie style of hat.
(The lowest highest point!)
Cause he's been thinking.
(The lowest highest point!)
Ain't thinking about fuckin mountains,
Tell us!

Deleware.

(Crowd cheers)

The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!
The lowest highest point!

IT'S DELEWARE!

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