The Lemon Song Lyrics

Fuck Will Smith
As I place bread on my synthesiser
The bread hath turned to toast
So fuck Will Smith

A bucket of maggots
Are on my TV
I'm feeling horny
So fuck Will Smith

Stick your finger down my ear
I think that you are queer

One
Two
Three
Four
I ordered pork

Don't hate that kid because of his head
Don't hate that kid because of his head

Why did you eat my bread?
And where's my soup gone?
I've fell in a hole
So fuck Craig David

I fucked your mom
And you dad
And I shoved my hand
Up your grandads ass

I'll have a salad
Salad
Salad
Salad
But
I ordered fish