The Funkiest Lyrics

It was the voice of a couragous explorer, a man dedicated to the persuit of man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons Chorus The funkiest, the funkiest (8x) Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zoro Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow Like Ophan Annie, yo it's the uncanny Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em Yo, step to the Son and I'll fuck you guys up Chorus Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams But I freak the style like if I was Handiman "Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble" 'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon ??? word, the fuckers smell like terds 'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry Chorus Breakdown Yo son, kick that shit Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader From here to Madina, like Sarafina I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler Chorus