The Family Pet Lyrics

I'm alone in this mess
I'm behaving like an idiot
This may be my last chance
Can you comprehend the consequences

Chorus
I'm not the family pet
I haven't found you yet
You're not the first to know
(Not the first to know)
I'm not the one to follow

I'll conceal my presence
I will write what I witness
I will do your dishes
Only under certain circumstances

Chorus (X2)

I fear addictions are contagious
Don't follow

I need a waitress, want a goddess
Don't follow

I need a suitcase, for an aeroplane
Don't follow

I am suspicious of my stewardess
Don't follow

You're not the first to know
I'm not the one to follow