The Evil Cameraman Lyrics

Move it over baby, you're a-blockin'' my shot
I'm tightly focused on my subject and the action's red hot
A woman's being raped against a back alley wall
And I ain't doing nothing but videotaping it all

I've got tape of planes crashing, and Nazis gay bashing
And you should see my footage of a man take his life
A child's burning alive and I just keep rolling
I call myself an artist and my conscience is clean

'Cause I am...A man with a plan
Yeah I am...Destined to be banned
Well I am...The scourge of the land
'Cause I am...The Evil Camera Man

Hey good-lookin', I'd really like to shoot you
With my camera, then maybe my gun
Bend over baby, I'm going to make you a star
I got a camera and a tripod in the back of my car

I'll snap some shots then I'll snap your neck
And slowly burn your carcass 'til it's blackened and charred
I really like the smell of your body decomposing
In my mulch pile, in my backyard

'Cause I am...Just like the Son of Sam
Yeah I am...Destined to be damned
Well I am...The scourge of the land
'Cause I am...The Evil Camera Man

I got a building full of cameras with views from every angle
Am I perverted or just paranoid
And everything you're doing makes up my daily viewing
Did you know that I'm your number one fan

A hidden camera in the bathroom, so I can see your panties
Yeah I can see your panties and a whole lot more
I've got a closet full of cassettes exposing all your nasty habits
And every day I'm adding just a little bit more

'Cause I am...An obsessed man
Yeah I am...Stalking Princess Diane
Well I am...The scourge of the land
'Cause I am...The Evil Camera Man

'Cause I am...Just like the Son of Sam
Yeah I am...Destined to be damned
Well I am...The scourge of the land
'Cause I am...The Evil Camera Man