(Thank God I Died In) The Car Crash Lyrics

Hello
How are you
I'm fine
I made it home OK
Glad you were concerned

My face didn't get too badly burned in the car crash
And my thighs were lacerated heavily
The doctor took care of that though
Thank God it wasn't a female nurse

Thank God I died in the crash
My ghost came to haunt you in a flash
Oh, the ghost of the man
From the Candyland car crash
Oh, the sash is falling down upon his breast
Oh, he did his best to breathe but he just couldn't
Oh, they sucked on his lips 'til his head turned blue
And his ears turned purple
And the sun turned green
And the light went out of the moon

Car crash blues
Arriving dead in the morgue in the nude
Cold morning hours
Oh, I didn't wear my best clothes to my death
Oh, what will they think, I'm at the parlour of rest?
Oh, what will they think
When they found I had nine pairs of underwear on?