Telephone Lyrics

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh!

Call 1-900, you're never alone,
That's how you do it on the telephone
You're rubbin', you're dialin', you're never alone,
1-900 on the telephone!

It's plastic, fantastic, you give it a charge,
You think she's pretty but she's really large
You're lonely, you're homely, you're never alone,
Not when you have the telephone!

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh!

Oh, 1-900, my parents aren't home,
We can use the telephone
It's Rhonda, it's Debbie, it's Jennifer, Joan
There are girls on the telephone!

I say 'hello! Is Billy Bob home?'

*Um...will my mom find out?*
*Uh....I don't have a credit card.*
*What do you mean am I 18?!*

Love
It's not love
Goodbye, love
It's not love...

I wait, I wait,
I wait until I'm all alone,
I sit and dial the telephone
When my parents aren't home

Rhonda, Debbie, Jennifer, Joan
They're the girls on the telephone
I call them, they hear me
I wish they wouldn't charge me....

They charge me
They charge me
It's not for free...

I wait, I wait
I wait 'til no one's home,
I use my phone
When I'm all alone

Rhonda, Debbie, Jennifer, Joan
They're my friends on the telephone
I call them, they charge me
That's because they're my family

They charge me
They charge me
It's not for free...

They charge me
They charge me
It's not for free...