Survival Of The Prettiest Lyrics

1-2-3-4! They never wanted to learn a damn thing in high school or if they did - they sure as hell didn't go to my school! It wasn't an education - It was anarchy! You better learn your station in the hierarchy The values were ridiculous It was survival of the prettiest Whatever you do don't be smart They have more empathy in a [vivisection abattoir?] Stoners in the back of class like strange mutations While jocks compare their notes on your reputation Teachers weren't any better - they were only worse I had to tell one you don't pronounce it 'birg-e-ois' The values were ridiculous It was survival of the prettiest A drama class backdrop I've seen more compassion in a butcher shop CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! With all I learned in high school I might as well got a G-E-D! In the middle of the 10th Grade a new girl came to my school a rumor spread 'she was from Hollywood!' --- "Hollywood?" She had frizzy bleached blonde hair Tits out to here! Woo! (whistles) She lived in L.A. but Hollywood sounded good She met a pimp - they would steal Corvettes Put her on a booker bar turning tricks He beat her up so bad one night that she called her Mom! to pack her off to grandma's! Now all the stars and rollers that went to my school Were getting odd jobs while she made pocket change in drama we became the best of friends the Bad Girl and the Virgin who acted strange This story seems ridiculous - she was not the prettiest but when you hear what the boys really want it really makes you stop and think Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! With all I learned in High School I might as well have gone to Night School!